I had a gtalk status message that declared, I’m fat and which led an indignant Sangeeta to declare in capital letters, ‘You are not fat.’
But if I stay here too long and continue gorging on my wonderful mother’s sumptuous cooking, that is exactly what I’ll end up being.
What I’ve been eating so far:
(You have to be Bong or know about Bong food to appreciate this list fully.)
Biriyani, chilli fish, fried rice, pualo, phuchka, mishti of bewildering variety – sandesh, shor bhaja, rosogolla, rajbhog, dorbesh, mishti doi, payesh, patishapta, mochar ghonto, kheer, pithey puli, chingri macher malai curry (prawns cooked in the yummiest way possible), tangra mach, chicken a la kiev, momos, chicken rolls, pabda mach, topshe mach, mutton cooked in a dozen ways, cake from Flury’s, pastries from Kookie Jar, vegetables cooked in all those incredible ways that only Ma knows how and which I can never replicate in a thousand years, chocolates from Hawai, Lindt chocolates, and i know not what else.
I’m a pig. When everything’s made to wither away into dust, remember this,all that matters is the chocolate.
I wrote this when I was tipsy, naturally it sounds strange.



11 Responses to “Utterly butterly”  

  1. yay! There we are…we finally have the THE post! Enjoy babes : )

  2. Jealous, jealous, jealous, I am!

  3. “all that matters is the chocolate” that is so true sometimes!!

  4. All this talk about so much food, makes me so, so sad. But the birthday is coming so I hope to redeem myself.
    Have fun! :)

  5. I want to go home :( .

  6. 6 Arpita

    you are a cruel person to make us read this post ;(

  7. Blankspaces,
    Yes, and I could write ten more on the food.
    Deepika,
    Ah well! Won’t be going home in quite a bit.
    Ankita,
    Awww! When was the last time you went home?
    FLD,
    You better stuff yourself with all the yummy food in the world on that day.
    Mythalez,
    Yeah, chocolate frosted sugar bombs :P
    Arpita,
    Oh, sorry :P

  8. And all of that with the wonderful freshness of winter vegetables unique to Calcutta. Also, if i remember right, this is the season when the magical Date Jaggery makes it’s way up from the winter harvest in Joynagar and manifests itself in sinful sweet forms :)

  9. oi! throw some this side. i love bong food too.

  10. I envy you for all the sweets you mention. As a matter of fact, my mom fails to understand as to why is it that only I love Bengali sweets in the house so much so that I usually refuse all other things.

    Someimes all that matters is only chocolate – how true..

  11. 11 sush

    I love all the foods you mentioned and dearly miss being in India now! Sigh! have fun Ish..and NO you are NOT fat. :)


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